transhumanisticpanspermia:

franklyfranchia:

targent:

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

mitochondiva:

stuckykittyspidey:

thebeverlymarsh:

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

NoT iF TheYRe KiDs YoU FuCKinG CrEEpS

lllness:

cat: *meows in a distance*

my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it

cat: *meows louder*

bad-post-pikachu:

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!

bettycrockersbitch:

dicaeopolis:

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

chasekip:

that is all thank you

urnotkyungsoo:

men will PURPOSELY ask you things in a condescending tone and then act surprised when you get an attitude like “i wasn’t trying to start an argument” yes you were travis shut the fuck up

ubercharge:

bigmysteriousmoon:

bigmysteriousmoon:

butchkurama:

bigmysteriousmoon:

bigmysteriousmoon:

hi is anyone here good at photoshop and can make a version of leonardo da vincis st john the baptist where hes flipping the bird

this is incredibly important

how’s this?

god bless

every motherfucker on this post:

I KNOW!!! I KNOW AND SO DOES WEIRD AL!!!

mygoldenwolf:

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

botanyshitposts:

shoutout to the woman at farmers market this morning running a stand that just said “MUSHROOMS” that was FILLED with mushrooms for sale like solid BASKETS and I was like ‘ur mushrooms are BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!’ and she was like ‘they’re living works of art!!!!!!!’ and anyway a++ would admire her mushroom stand again

hyuugai:

“saying your name feels like a ritual / for a god i haven’t found yet.”

— Mallory Pearson, from “A Window That Sees Through Two Houses,” published in Kingdoms in the Wild (via galaxygorged)

the-new-mandalor:

The Girl You Like:

Her Older Sister:

Her annoyingly cute Kid Brother:

Her Overprotective Older Brother(s):

Her Majestic Mother:

Her Overly Powerful Father:

Her Ex:

You:

waynefamilyreactions:

hustlerose:

in this essay, i will explode

pukicho:

aceoflobsters:

pukicho:

*wheezing laugghing*

What’s so funny

*does six front flips and then dies midway through the last one*

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet